Moffatts... Moffatts... and more Moffatts.  They seem to be everywhere. The press has proclaimed them to be the newest Canadian teen sensations.  The votes are in and The MO-FARTS Page has decided to award the band with our coveted first ever Lame Ass Award.  Why?

The Moffatts are annoying, money-grubbing FAKES! That's why! 

Approximately 5 years ago, the Moffatts appeared on American TV as a country music band.  I remember seeing the four little twerps dressed in their best hick threads, crooning candy-coated country ballads.  Due to their age, everybody thought it was cute even though anybody with some clue about country music realized they were horrible.  They sounded like squealing mice!  The Moffatts eventually released their first record (best left unnamed).  Of course, nobody bought their crappy music.  At least country aficionados know good music!  What happened to them?

Let's time warp to today.  The Moffatts have reemerged as the latest teen sensations, a wanna-be cross between Hanson and the Backstreet Boys.  It's totally bind boggling to see the same Moffatts who used to wear hick clothes and "sing" country ballads now dressed up in standard teenboy attire, trying to look alternatively hip as if they were actually cool.  UMMM, nice try guys! Apparently, the success of Hanson prompted some record company officials and Frank Moffatt (money hungry manager/child labor exploiter/father) to transform the "band" (with the help of producer Glen Ballard of Alanis Morisette fame) into what the millions of lusty girls around the world are needlessly wasting their money on.  It's absolute insanity! STOP THE INSANITY NOW! 

Dear Canadian friends:  The Moffatts now sell themselves as a Canadian act but they're the SAME Moffatts that used to sell themselves as the new and upcoming country sensation from Nashville.  Unless I'm mistaken, Nashville isn't located anywhere within the Canadian border!  It's amazing how the Moffatts unabashedly proclaim themselves to be Canadian only when their new album is released in your country.  If it suits their needs, they'll fit whatever mold is necessary.  Thank God other profound Canadian bands have always been proud of being who they are! 

What does this all mean? Simply, the Moffatt$ are totally about MONEY and GREED.  They've brought terrible shame to genuine artists and musicians alike.  Are they talented?  Some misguided individuals actually believe the Moffatts have talent.  How absurd!  If the Moffatts are as talented as their blindly pathetic fans claim, why did it take a record company assembled team to write their biggest hits?  They can't even write their own hits!  The Moffatts have bad motives rather than pride in their craft.  They've used their "talent" to pursue monetary goals, not artistic achievement.  While it seems greed is trendy, we at the MO-FARTS Page argue noble intentions should triumph over greed. Show your protest by not buying any of their albums! 

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Tuesday - June 29^th, 1999   Premier Issue - Mo-Farts Partnership @ 12:00 AM (PST)

The new Moffatts album is *still* doing poorly in the U.S. of A. yay! :)  Their previous single hit the charts at a very unimpressive #124 on Billboard.  At least Americans know crap when they hear it! Our apologizes to all the Canadians reading this page. We forgive you for Bryan Adams!

Update (August 11th, 1999): Ten years ago, New Kids on the Block were #2 on the Billboard 200 with their album, "Hangin' Tough".  They were the teeny-bopper equivalent to the Moffatts back in the day.  As annoying as NKOTB were, at least they had what it takes to reach the top, something the Moffatts can only dream about doing.  The Moffatts should try a different genre next time.

Saturday- August 14, 1999   Old and New Pictures 

Startling evidence proves the Moffatts are peddling kiddie-porn to sell records. 

Our lead investigator has also uncovered a very ambiguous picture of Bob Moffatt.  What immediately came to mind was the simple question, is it male or female?  Or, maybe it's really Pat from SNL? In the end, we conducted an unscientific poll to settle the matter-- what is Bob?

The entire Moffatt clan are freaks, as proven by evidence of their uncle's insanity!

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WALL OF SHAME

"hi, i wish i had a scanner to show off all these dorky pictures from Wal-Mart in Canada flyers, but I don't.  Anyway, i was reading the comics in the newspaper the other day, when this flyer from Wal Mart fell out, and lo and behold, there were the Moffats, modeling wal marts crappy clothes.  They are often in wal mart flyers, its so gross. My deluded friend, who is obsessed with the moffats, went to one of their concerts in Wal mart.  The Moffats are big fat crappy ugly SELL OUTS."  from Michelle in e-mail (with her permission to post).

editors: The evil retail empire, Wal-Mart, have tempted the Moffatts to the dark side.  Once again, this proves what we've said all along-- the Moffatts are about MONEY and GREED.  They're willing to work for the darkest forces in business in order to line their own pocketbooks!  If anybody else has shame to share, please send it to us.