You have a good mind, Tracy. You have a pretty face, a fine disciplined body that does what you tell it. You have everything it takes to make a lovely woman - excep the one essential: an understanding heart. Without it, you might as well be made of bronze.
John Halliday to Katharine Hepburn in The Philadelphia Story

Mr. Maryk, you may tell the crew for me there are four ways of doing things on board my ship; the right way, the wrong way, the Navy way - and my way. If they do things my way, we'll get along.
Humphrey Bogart, as Captain Queeg, explains the status quo to his crew in The Caine Mutiny

A relationship, I think is - is like a shark. You know, it has to constantly move forward or it dies, and I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
Woody Allen on his relationship with Annie in Annie Hall

Nice speech, Eve. But I wouln't worry too much about your heart. You can always put the award where your heart oght to be.
Bette Davis to Anne Baxter in All About Eve

Even as a kid, I always went for the wrong women. I feel that's my problem. When my mother took me to see Snow White, everyone fell in love with Snow White. I immediately fell for the wicked queen.
Woody Allen in Annie Hall

All the girls drink but I’m the one that gets caught. That’s the story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.
Marilyn Monroe in Some Like It Hot

-When I was a kid, I used to have a dream I was locked up in this pastry shop overnight with all kinds of goodies around; jelly rolls and mocha eclairs and sponge cake and Boston cream pie and cherry tarts... - Listen, stupe; no butter and no pastry. We’re on a diet!
Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon when joining the female band in Some Like It Hot