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Scientology parody graphics

A department of Tilman's scientology fun page

Scientology threatens lawsuit over this page!


From Andreas Heldal-Lund:


One million Dollars of The Clear State of Bulgravia

The biggest fraud known to man - in modern times - begins right here!

Steering a cult of Greed and Power: Captain David Miscavige

Visit also his scientology parody book covers!


From Neil Woods:

Welcome to $cientology - The spread your cheeks pseudo-religious cult
 

$cientology

Heber Pinocchio Jentzsch
Listen to Heber not knowing his residential address (first file, at 12:00)
Listen to MP3 song Heber loves his mother
 

Scientology in the news: Scientology loses case to Grady Ward

How can Scientology help me with...
 

Scientology in the news: Scientologists convicted for Perjury and Fraud
Free showing: The Orientation Film, a waste of time!
Coming soon: a special report from FREEDOM. Overboarding Tips, Life on RPF, Baby Watch

The man on the cross - There was no Christ

Scientology... an empty promise. Why risk it?


From Curtis Anderson:


Body Thetans on board

Scientology in the news: Scientology indicted for racketeering
 

Scientology in the news: Scientologist lies in court, gets arrested

Scientology: The credit card religion


From Miguelito:

Your freedom is over... but the adventure's just begun. Welcome to eternal obedience.

"Just as Scientology now brings total freedom,
it must also have total power and authority for bringing total discipline.
If not it will not survive."
(HCO Policy Letter, January 5, 1968)

One's body is a mass of individual thetans stuck to oneself or to the body. One has to clean them off by running Incident One - then Incident Two. (OT III)

R2-45: An enormously effective process of for exteriorization but its use is frowned upon by this society at this time (From L. Ron Hubbard, The Creation of Human Ability)


From Barb:

Will word-clear for food

Scienonon: reducing the cult problem by running like hell

Scientologist crook dreaming of money for his next course
Make money
Make more money
Make others produce so as to make money
L. Ron Hubbard, HCOPL 9.3.1972

(Ideas from a picture by Hannes Margreiter (!), "Max" and me)

Animated parody of L. Ron Hubbard and his tomato
Original photograph © Rex Features Ltd (UK)


From Entertainment Weekly:

The following parody appeared in the May 26, 2000 issue of "Entertainment Weekly" on page 9 with this text: "In this complex world, there's finally one thing everybody can agree on: Battlefield Earth is god-awful. John Travolta's new sci-fi flick got such uniformly scathing reviews, we think the producers should embrace the movie's badness and hope America goes to see it for its pure camp value. To that end, ever helpful EW has redesigned the poster.

Battlefield Earth quotes

Read reviews of Battlefield Earth (all bad!)


From Bob Minton:

Xenu and the Space Aliens: The lies and deception behind the Scientology Space Opera

[The abridged creed of Scientology]


Found on Ain't it Cool News:


From Something Awful:


From Brandon Bird:


From Steve Breen:

War of the Worlds alternate movie ending

From Marc Verhoeven:


From Stephen Kamsler of Comedy Central:


From Sean Delonas of the New York Post:


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