RTC: in the service of the humour purpose

RTC: in the service of the humour purpose

RTC's funny people

RTC puppet president Warren McShane:

RTC pro-forma president Warren McShane

"I know nothing!"

RTC puppet attorney Thomas Hogan:

RTC Attorney Thomas Hogan looking funny

"You too can make a tie out of wallpaper!"

Photos above © Grady Ward 1996, used with permission


RTC's funny publications

Ice Cube stories

Earth was colonized 35,000 years ago

Source: Freewinds #19, p. 19, Copyright RTC

"History of man" is one the most silly books ever written by Hubbard, a landmark of kook literature, legendary for the description of the clam engram, and it is still sold ! The ad says that earth was colonized 35,000 years ago, while in OT 3 it is 75,000,000 years ago. The freezing is done in ice-cubes, while in Oatee 3 it is done in alcohol / glycol. Well, quite close.


Scientologists: past-life suckers!

Source: Freewinds #19, p. 19, Copyright RTC

Non-Scientologists don't have all these problems. You get them only through Scientology. Anyway, my past lives ended this way:

Believe in Scientology past lives and you will become a person who lives in the past and is unable to deal with today's life.